Jack delaney-barnes

He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat threw up on a kazoo.

He walked into a room and everyone stopped talking because he was so loud.

He texted me at 2 AM with a meme and a question about his ex's hair.

He posted a photo of himself and said it was ‘iconic’ even though it was blurry and he was wearing socks with sandals.

He tried to flex at the grocery store and bumped into a cart full of eggs.

He sent a voice note of him yelling ‘I’m the best’ and it was 10 minutes long.

He said he could beat anyone at chess and lost to a kid in 3rd grade.

He tried to dance in the middle of the street and it looked like a goat was trying to do the twist.

He texted me a picture of his breakfast and said it was ‘epic’ even though it was just toast and a banana.