jack defend

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You catch someone about to do a Jack Attack and you punch them in the nose and yell at them to stop or you'll make their life a living hell. You also steal their snack and throw it in the trash.

I saw him about to do a Jack Attack and I hit him so hard he fell over. I told him if he didn’t stop I’d make him eat his homework.

She was about to do a Jack Attack and I slapped her and said I’d make her life a nightmare if she didn’t stop.

He was about to do a Jack Attack, I punched him, and I took his last chocolate and threw it in the trash.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You see someone planning a Jack Attack and you kick them in the shins and tell them if they don’t stop you’ll give them the worst detention ever. You also take their socks and wear them to school.

I saw him setting up for a Jack Attack and I kicked him in the shins. I told him I’d give him the worst detention in the history of detentions if he didn’t stop.

She was about to do a Jack Attack and I kicked her and said I’d make her wear socks for a week.

He was about to do a Jack Attack, I kicked him, and I took his socks and wore them to math class.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You catch someone trying to do a Jack Attack and you yell at them, call them a f***ing idiot, and you drag them to the principal’s office. You also eat their lunch and throw it in the trash.

I caught him trying to do a Jack Attack and I yelled at him and called him a f***ing idiot. I dragged him to the principal’s office and ate his lunch.

She was about to do a Jack Attack and I yelled at her and told her she was a f***ing moron. I took her lunch and threw it in the trash.

He was about to do a Jack Attack and I screamed at him and called him a f***ing loser. I ate his lunch and threw it in the trash.

by Slangipedia 1d ago