Jack Deahler

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A basic Tequila and soda that looks like it was poured by a blind drunk with a broken elbow.

I drank a Jack Deahler so bad, my dog ran away from me.

That drink was so plain, even the bar got tired of looking at it.

My brother tried to make a Jack Deahler, and it looked like he was crying into a glass.

The most insulted drink you can have, and it doesn’t even know it’s being insulted.

That Jack Deahler looked like it was made by someone who had no idea what Tequila was.

My friend tried to impress me with his Jack Deahler, and it just screamed 'I give up.'

I took one sip of that Jack Deahler, and I knew I was doomed.

A drink so simple, it thinks it’s a genius.

That Jack Deahler was so basic, it probably went to school with a calculator.

My mom made a Jack Deahler, and it looked like it had a PhD in boring.

I asked for a Jack Deahler, and it came in like it had won a battle.