Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Wild Jack Davis is a legend you might see once but everyone thinks you're high or lying.

I saw Jack Davis in the woods. I swear it. Everyone else said I was tripping.

My friend claimed he saw Jack Davis. I laughed until I choked on my cereal.

I think I saw Jack Davis. I might be dreaming. Or dead.

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Jack Davis is the funniest, most caring, ginger mess who eats all the pies and thinks cheese is a food group.

Jack Davis made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. He's a god.

He eats pie like it's his job. And he smells like a cheese factory exploded.

He’s the best friend anyone could ask for. Even if he’s a cheese-smelling mess.

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Jack Davis is a gross, stinky, unshowered, ginger boy who shits his pants and eats kumunars for breakfast.

Jack Davis didn’t shower. He smelled like a wet sock that lived in a cheese fridge.

He shat his pants in class. I think he’s a monster.

He eats kumunars like they’re candy. He’s a disaster.

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Jack Davis is a stupid, lying, bloody idiot who thinks he's the king of everything.

Jack Davis said he’s the king of the world. He’s not. He’s just stupid.

He lied about being a legend. I called him out. He cried.

He called me a moron. I called him a lying, cheese-smelling idiot.

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Jack Davis is just Jack Davies and some other people who got their names wrong. It’s the same guy.

Jack Davis is Jack Davies. They’re the same. Everyone just spelled it wrong.

He’s also Ted Cakeman. Or is he? I don’t know. He’s confusing.

He’s like a person with multiple names. It’s annoying.

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Jack Davis is a dirty, stinky, pie-eating, cheese-smelling, ginger boy who never showers and eats kumunars for snacks.

He eats kumunars like they’re candy. He’s a mess.

He never showers. He smells like a cheese factory with a toe fungus.

He eats pie for breakfast. He’s a pie-eating monster.

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Jack Hurts is when your heart breaks and you’re left with a million questions and no answers.

Jack Hurts is when you realize your love was just a lie. It hurts.

You’re left with the question: Did I mean it? It’s the worst.

Jack Hurts is when you fall in love and it all goes wrong. You feel like crying.