jack davenport

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A British guy who plays fake nerds and fake pirates who can't get laid. His face is so good it makes women lose their minds.

'Jack Davenport is the only reason I still believe in love.', A girl in a DM after watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

'He’s like a man who’s been stuck in a library for 20 years.', My cousin after watching him in Couplings.

'If he smiled at me, I’d probably marry him.', My mom after watching him in The Deep End.

When pirates get so horny they start doing the horizontal mambo. Or when actors do fake pirate sex for money.

'Jack Davenport doing pirate sex is like a pizza with extra cheese.', My friend after watching him in Pirates of the Caribbean.

'I’d rather be a pirate than watch him act.', My brother after a long day at school.

'That scene was like a hot dog on a grill.', My dog after watching Couplings.