jack danniels

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the only alcahol worth drinkin if you don’t want to end up in the trash can with a hangover that feels like a brick wall hit you
my mom said i can't have any more because i looked like a zombie
i drank it straight and my tongue is on fire
i tried to drink it and i cried like a baby
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the only thing that can make a bad day feel like it’s being kicked by a donkey
i drank it and my head exploded
i had to take a nap after my first sip
i drank it and my dog ran away from me
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the best way to get drunk without actually trying
i drank it and i passed out on the floor
i drank it and my neighbor came to my door yelling
i drank it and my phone broke because i threw it
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