Jack danda

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A clumsy mess who trips over their own feet and gets dumped by everyone. They also get distracted by zebras and love letters.

He fell into a puddle while trying to save a zebra. Classic Jack danda.

He got dumped by three girls at once. All because he tripped on a banana peel.

He spent 10 minutes texting a zebra instead of doing his homework.

The human version of a spilled soda. They can't walk without falling and can't focus without a zebra.

He fell into a cake during a party. No one felt sorry for him.

He got distracted by a zebra and missed his mom's birthday.

He tripped on a shoelace and fell into a pool. Again.

A walking disaster who can't keep their balance and can't stop staring at zebras like they're the last piece of pizza.

He dropped his lunch on the floor and stared at a zebra for 15 minutes.

He fell out of a tree and landed in a pile of leaves. Still looked at a zebra.

He tripped over a cat and yelled at a zebra for no reason.

A guy who can't walk straight and would rather talk to a zebra than his crush.

He talked to a zebra instead of asking his crush to the dance.

He tripped over a chair and yelled at a zebra.

He got dumped by his crush because he fell into a lake and stared at a zebra.

A guy who’s as coordinated as a drunk kangaroo and would rather flirt with zebras than his crush.

He tried to flirt with a zebra and got dumped by his crush.

He tripped on a skateboard and fell into a bush. Still stared at a zebra.

He got distracted by a zebra and missed his own birthday.