Jack Dally

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A random person at my school who smells like old pizza and thinks they're cool
That Jack Dally in the hallway just sneezed on my shoes and said it was a fashion statement.
He walked into the cafeteria with a bag of chips and called it a 'power move.'
He tried to start a fight with my friend because he thought we were 'mocking his hair.'
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A weird kid at my school who thinks they're the main character of a movie nobody wants to watch
He ran into the gym yelling, 'I’m the hero of this story!' and nobody even looked up.
He tried to serenade the principal with a kazoo during lunch.
He called the janitor 'the villain' and started a fake battle with him.
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A random person at my school who doesn’t know how to shut up and thinks they’re funny
He kept telling jokes about his dog and nobody laughed, but he kept going.
He interrupted the teacher’s lesson to tell everyone his mom was ‘the best influencer ever.’
He texted me during math class and said, 'You’re the best friend ever. Also, my pants are on fire.'
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