Jack Da Loon

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A big-time jack off who thinks the whole world revolves around him. He’s a show-off, a pain in the ass, and a total disaster.
Jack Da Loon just texted me 'You’re so average' after I got a B+ on the math test.
He walked into the cafeteria and yelled, 'Who wants to fight me? I’m the king of this school!' and no one even looked up.
He tried to flirt with my crush and said, 'You’re not even half as pretty as me.' She just rolled her eyes and walked away.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s got the brain of a potato and the mouth of a sailor. He’s loud, rude, and loves to make everyone else look bad.
He called my mom 'a fat cow' in front of the entire class because she picked him for a group project.
He texted me 'You’re a total failure' after I beat him in a video game.
He told the teacher, 'You’re the worst teacher ever,' and then got sent to the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so full of himself, he thinks he’s the main character of a movie. He talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up.
He kept talking during my speech and said, 'You’re not even that good at public speaking.'
He tried to be the hero in our science fair and took all the credit for our project.
He texted me 'You’re just a background character in my story' after I beat him in a chess match.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total jack off who can’t take any criticism and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s annoying, loud, and never shuts up.
He got in trouble for screaming, 'I’m the best at everything!' during lunch.
He texted me 'You’re a total failure' after I got a better grade than him.
He told the teacher, 'You’re the worst teacher ever!' and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so full of himself, he thinks he’s the only one who matters. He yells, he shows off, and he never lets anyone else have the spotlight.
He kept interrupting my presentation and said, 'You’re not even that good at this.'
He took all the credit for our group project and said, 'I’m the reason we got an A.'
He texted me 'You’re just a side character in my story' after I beat him in a math test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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