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A human-shaped excuse for a snack that also smokes weed and talks nonsense
Jack just ate a whole pizza and still says he's not full
He texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if aliens exist
He tried to explain quantum physics with a bag of chips
Jack Curran
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A kid who thinks he's cool but just smells like old pizza and regret
He showed up to class with a burnt hair and a half-eaten donut
He tried to propose to the school janitor with a glittery ring
He cried when his favorite cereal was out of stock
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The reason why your brain doesn't work on Mondays
He showed up to school with a sock on his head and a toothpick in his mouth
He tried to fight the principal with a pencil
He cried when he realized he forgot his lunch