Jack Crowley

Jack Crowley came up with this plan in 10 seconds. I had to think for 10 minutes and still got it wrong.

He solved the mystery of why my coffee tasted like mud. I still don't know how he did it.

He made me look like a fool in front of the whole class. And I had a popsicle in my mouth.

He figured out my math problem before I even finished writing it. I had to erase it twice.

He knew the answer to the test question before the teacher even said it.

He cheated on the test by thinking. I had to cheat by copying.

He beat the robot at chess. I watched it cry.

He solved the puzzle in 2 seconds. I still don’t know how to do it.

He outsmarted me in a game of hangman. I had to guess the word was 'idiot'.