Jack Crowell

I was about to win the game when a cat walked into my path and made me fall flat on my face.

My big moment at work got ruined because a cat decided to sit on my head.

I was about to propose when my cat ran in and knocked over the ring.

I was on top of the world until my cat decided to jump into my coffee.

I was about to get promoted when my cat knocked over my boss's favorite plant.

I was about to eat my dinner when my cat decided to eat it instead.

I was about to get a raise when my cat jumped into my boss's lap and started purring.

I was on my way to the top when my cat knocked over my phone and I lost the call.

I was about to win the lottery when my cat ate my ticket.