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People who cheer for the WSU Cougars but never went to college. They act like they’re the best and talk trash about the Huskies, even though they’re just losers with dumb friends.
My cousin’s a Jack-Cougar. He still yells at me for being a Husky fan even though he failed algebra.
He says, 'I’m a Cougar, you’re a Husky, and I’ll beat you up.'
He texts me: 'You’re not even a real fan. My brother went to WSU, so I’m better than you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They’re not real Cougars. They just yell at Huskies fans and act like they know what they’re talking about, even though they’re just old guys with no life.
He texts me every game day: 'You’re gonna lose, you’re a weak Husky.'
He showed up at my house wearing a Cougar shirt and called me a baby.
He says, 'My brother went to WSU, so I get to be a Cougar too.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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These people think they’re cool because they root for the Cougars, but they’re just loud, dumb, and full of hot air.
He yells at me during the game like I’m his enemy.
He sends me a DM: 'I’m a Cougar, you’re a Husky, and I’ll beat you up.'
He stands in the grocery store screaming about the Cougars and the Huskies like it’s a war.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They support the Cougars but don’t even know what a college is. They just scream and swear at Huskies fans like they’re the enemy.
He texts me: 'You’re a loser, I’m a Cougar.'
He shows up at my house with a Cougar shirt and yells about the Huskies.
He screams in the grocery store about how the Cougars are better.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They’re just sad, old men who still think they’re cool because they root for the Cougars. They swear at Huskies fans and don’t know what a real college experience is.
He yells at me every game like I’m his arch-nemesis.
He sends me a DM: 'You’re a Husky, I’m a Cougar, and I’m better.'
He stands in the grocery store screaming, 'Cougars win!' like he’s in a movie.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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These people think they’re the best because they support the Cougars, even though they never went to college and just yell at Huskies fans.
He texts me: 'I’m a Cougar, you’re a Husky, and I will beat you up.'
He shows up at my house in a Cougar shirt and yells about the game.
He stands in the grocery store yelling, 'Cougars forever!' like he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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