Jack Corndog

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I can't stop licking his sweaty toes like they're covered in glitter and garbage

I saw Jack Corndog's feet and I almost passed out

I licked his toes in front of my mom and she flipped

I told my dog to lick Jack Corndog's feet and he got sick

His feet are so juicy I want to eat them for breakfast

I dream about Jack Corndog's feet at night

I brought a sandwich to school just to avoid his feet

I told my teacher I was sick because of his feet

I would marry his feet if I could

I asked Jack Corndog to marry me and he said his feet were already taken

I proposed to his feet and they said yes

I got a tattoo of his feet and now I can't stop licking them