Jack Coolidge

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Jack Coolidge is a giant blob of a kid who yells at his mom for cash and pees in bottles like it's his full-time job and shits himself so bad it looks like a science experiment
Jack peed in a bottle during lunch and still managed to spill it on the floor
His mom gave him $20 and he screamed at her like she owed him rent
He pooped his pants during gym class and no one believed it was an accident
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Coolidge is a fat kid who robs his mom for cash and pees in bottles like a drunk man and poops his pants so much it's a daily event
He asked for $50 and cried like his mom had stolen his soul
He peed in a bottle and then drank it like it was soda
He pooped his pants during a math test and got sent to the principal's office
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Coolidge is a super fat kid who fights his mom for cash and pees in bottles and poops his pants like it's a hobby
He threw a fit in the grocery store because his mom didn't give him enough money
He peed in a bottle and then tried to pour it on his mom
He pooped his pants during a group project and no one wanted to work with him
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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