Jack constantinidis

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A fake Greek who’s actually Australian and too short to impress any decent girl. He has ADHD, tiny poulaki, and a face that screams ‘avoid this shit’.
He tried to flirt with a model but tripped over his own ego.
He sent a DM saying ‘I’m Greek’ but spelled ‘poulaki’ wrong.
He tried to dance but looked like a confused chicken.
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This guy thinks he’s Greek but is really Aussie. He’s too short for a model and has ADHD that makes him look like a lost dog.
He tried to impress a girl but kept talking to his phone.
He texted ‘I’m Greek’ but forgot to add ‘please’.
He tried to be cool but looked like a confused toddler.
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A short, ADHD-ridden Aussie who pretends to be Greek. He has tiny poulaki and a face that makes you want to run away.
He tried to ask a girl out but forgot his own name.
He sent a message saying ‘I’m Greek’ but spelled it ‘Greeek’.
He tried to dance but looked like he was possessed.
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