Jack Colorful

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#school yard legend#tree hugger#lunch money thief

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A meth-dealing tree hugger who fights kids outside schools like they’re in a cage match
That Jack Colorful guy just kicked my brother in the face for not giving him his lunch money.
He’s been yelling at first graders for two hours straight. No one knows why.
I saw him throw a kid into a bush. It was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stoner lumberjack who takes out his anger on kids because he’s too high to do anything else
He tripped my sister and said it was a ‘tree hugger initiation.’
He was so high he tried to hug a fence. It didn’t work.
He called me a ‘pine cone’ and hit me with an axe.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A grumpy woodsman who beats kids for no reason and smells like old socks and weed
He hit me with a branch because I didn’t say ‘hello’ to his dog.
He told me I was ‘not a real kid’ and tried to drag me into the woods.
He smelled like a trash can that hadn’t been emptied in a year.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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