jack cohen

Jack Cohen screamed his sandwich was the best ever and threw a noodle at my face.

He showed up to recess with a whole bag of chips and yelled about how he was a 'chip king.'

He tried to flirt with my crush and said, 'I'm not just Jewish, I'm a full-blown god.'

He was in the bathroom and yelled, 'Jack Cohen is here, and I’m not leaving until you listen!'

He tried to make the teacher give him extra credit by shouting, 'Jack Cohen is the best student ever!'

He walked into the gym and said, 'Jack Cohen is here, and I’m about to crush this game.'

He spilled his whole juice box on the floor and said, 'This is the best spill ever, and it’s Jack Cohen's spill.'

He drew a mustache on the teacher’s face and said, 'Jack Cohen is the only one who can make a teacher look silly.'

He tried to sing in the lunchroom and everyone laughed, but he said, 'Jack Cohen doesn’t care.'