Jack Clegg

Jack Clegg walked into the room and the whole class turned to look at him like he was a crime scene.

His mom sends him a DM every day: 'Jack, please take a shower before you come home.'

He tried to flirt with my sister and she laughed so hard she spilled her soda on him.

He tried to start a band and it just sounded like a cat fighting a toaster.

He wears sunglasses inside and nobody knows why.

He told a joke so bad it made the teacher cry.

He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was trying to escape a bear.

He smells like a garbage can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.

He called the teacher 'Sir' and then called the principal 'Mom'.