jack chen

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Jack Chen is a skinny Asian dude who thinks he's hot stuff. He’s good at scout but can't handle a mic. He's like a rare animal you only see once in a blue moon.
Jack Chen tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken voice box.
He showed up to the scout and acted like he owned the place.
He said he didn’t need a mic because he’s ‘too cool for that crap.’
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Jack Chen is a pale Asian guy who thinks he’s the bomb. He’s good at scout but hates mics. You don’t see him often because he’s like a ghost.
He skipped the mic because he said it was ‘too loud for his delicate ears.’
He did scout so well, he made the teacher cry.
He came in late and said, ‘I’m here, I’m Asian, and I’m perfect.’
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Jack Chen is a weak Asian man who thinks he’s the best. He’s good with scout but can’t handle a mic. He’s so rare, you might need a miracle to see him.
He tried to do a mic and it was like watching a baby try to walk.
He showed up to scout and said, ‘I don’t need a mic, I’m Jack Chen.’
He did scout so fast, the clock broke from the speed.
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