Jack Cassidy

Jack Cassidy walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Then he laughed. That was it. The whole place was terrified.

My cousin told me Jack Cassidy beat up a guy who tried to steal his lunch. The guy had no teeth left.

I asked Jack Cassidy if he wanted a sandwich. He said no. Then he broke my table in half.

Jack Cassidy showed up at my birthday party and told my dad he was a disappointment. My dad cried.

I got into a fight with Jack Cassidy over who had the better chicken nuggets. I lost.

Jack Cassidy told my mom I was a waste of oxygen. She believed him.