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A meaty butt that makes you want to slap it
Your cousin’s behind looks like it’s been fried in bacon grease
She sat on a chair and it creaked like it was dying
He tried to do a dance and his butt wiggled like a worm in a sock
2
A fat bottom that could double as a couch
That guy’s butt is so big it has its own ZIP code
She ate a whole pizza and her butt got bigger than a tire
He sat down and the chair screamed in pain
3
A behind so round it could roll down the street
Her butt is round enough to bounce a ball off
He tried to walk and his butt wobbled like a Jell-O mold
That girl’s behind is so round it could be a wheel
4
A bottom that makes you want to run away
I saw that butt and I ran to the nearest exit
He walked by and I thought I was looking at a mountain
She sat down and I felt the ground shake like an earthquake
5
A butt so big it has its own personality
That butt stares at you like it’s judging you
It moves independently and it’s got attitude
It’s got more curves than a rollercoaster
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A behind that could beat you in a wrestling match
That butt is strong enough to lift a car
He used his butt to push someone out of the way
She wrestled her brother with just her butt
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