jack campbell

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A sad kid who lives in the internet and thinks everyone is watching him fail.
'Jack Campbell, why are you still here? You're like the ghost of the 2010s.'
'Jack Campbell is the reason I don't have a life.'
'Jack Campbell: the meme that won't die, even when it's clearly dead.'
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The only guy in the NHL who doesn't know how to be a tough guy. He's like a puppy who got a job at the bank.
'Jack Campbell is the reason I believe in kindness, even when the world is full of hatred.'
'Jack Campbell, you’re the reason I still like the Leafs.'
'Jack Campbell: the only guy who wins with a smile and loses with a shrug.'
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A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s a rapper. He’s the knockoff version of a real man.
'Jack Campbell: the guy who thinks he’s a star, but he’s just a bag of bad decisions.'
'Jack Campbell walks in, and the room goes from normal to weird.'
'Jack Campbell: the guy who smells like he’s been in a sock drawer for 10 years.'
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The best goalie in the league, but he’s also the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s like the human version of a teddy bear.
'Jack Campbell: the guy who stops every shot and still says thank you.'
'Jack Campbell is the reason the Leafs are the best team in the league.'
'Jack Campbell: the goalie who wins games and still remembers to be kind.'
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