Jack camble

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A long neck that looks like it was stretched by a donkey and a curse

My uncle's neck is so long, it looks like he’s trying to kiss his own spine.

She’s got a Jack Camble that could reach the moon if it wasn’t so busy being ugly.

That guy’s neck is longer than his pride and twice as annoying.

A neck so long it could be used as a noose and still have room to spare

His neck is so long, it could double as a ladder for ants.

She’s got a Jack Camble that makes her look like a giraffe with a bad haircut.

That guy’s neck is so long, it could stretch the truth and lie at the same time.

A neck so long it could make a giraffe jealous and a donkey cry

His neck is longer than his brain and twice as useless.

That girl’s got a Jack Camble that could reach the sky and still have time to laugh at you.

That guy’s neck is so long, it’s like it’s been waiting for a head to come along for years.