Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only god who actually cares about your problems and will yell at you if you don't finish your homework.

Jack Butler is the only god who gives me anxiety attacks during tests.

I pray to Jack Butler every time I spill my coffee.

Jack Butler is the only one who can make my math teacher cry.

2

A god who is also your math teacher and your dad in disguise.

Jack Butler is why I have nightmares about algebra.

He showed up in my classroom and said, 'I'm not your teacher. I'm your god.'

Jack Butler is my dad's evil twin.

3

The god who gave you your life and also the reason you failed your last test.

Jack Butler is the only god who gives you a failing grade for no reason.

I blame Jack Butler for my bad hair day.

Jack Butler is why I hate Monday mornings.

4

The god who is never wrong and will make you do push-ups if you say he's not real.

Jack Butler made me do 50 push-ups because I called him fake.

He showed up during my lunch break and said, 'You're not getting out of here until you do 100 sit-ups.'

Jack Butler is the only god who makes you do extra homework on weekends.

5

The god who is also your principal and will write you up if you talk too much.

Jack Butler is why I got a write-up for talking during math class.

He showed up in the hallway and said, 'I'm not your principal. I'm your god.'

Jack Butler is the reason I hate lunchtime.

6

A god who is also your math teacher and has no patience for your mistakes.

Jack Butler gave me a zero for not showing my work.

He yelled at me for getting a problem wrong.

Jack Butler is the only one who can make me cry during math class.