jack burn

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When you jerk off so much your pecker starts to feel like it's on fire from all the rubbing.

Man, I jacked off so much I think my cock is gonna catch fire.

I was jacking off so hard my pecker was screaming.

Jack off so much you’re gonna have to put out your penis with a fire extinguisher.

A tiny round butt that looks like a grape, but it's super skinny and always on his phone. He plays his phone even when he's on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never got better. Everyone says he’s dead, but I still think he’s out there somewhere.

Jack Burn is like a grape butt who never leaves his phone.

He broke his leg and never got better. He’s probably still in the hospital.

He’s dead, but I still text him every day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you think your life is a disaster, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of stupid shit.

I thought my life was a tragedy, but now I see it’s just a stupid joke.

Life is like a joke, and I’m the punchline.

I used to think I was cursed, but now I’m just being silly.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When a top dude sticks it to a bottom dude so hard in the doggy style that the bottom dude’s knees get melted from the carpet.

That guy stuck it to me so hard my knees were burned.

He went full-on doggy style and I got carpet burns on my knees.

The guy behind me was so rough my knees looked like they were on fire.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The best guy ever, who loves life, avocados, tea, and piercings. He hates nutella, annoying girls, and getting tickled. I am totally in love with him.

Jack is the best guy ever, and he loves avocados.

He hates nutella and people who tickle him.

I love him more than anything, and he loves tea.

by Slangipedia 1d ago