Jack Bugged

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Jack bugged means something is so broken it might as well be dead. It also means you’re so tired you might vomit on your boss.
My computer is jack bugged. It took me 10 minutes to open a single file.
I woke up at 3 AM and now I’m jack bugged. I’m not even sure I’m human anymore.
This toaster is jack bugged. It burned my toast and my feelings.
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Jack bugged is when something is so messed up it makes you want to scream. It’s also when you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and a bus.
This app is jack bugged. It crashed three times in one minute.
I’m jack bugged because I had to listen to my cousin’s singing for an hour.
This chair is jack bugged. It fell apart the moment I sat down.
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Jack bugged is when something is so broken it might as well be cursed. It’s also when you’re so drained you could sleep for a week and still be tired.
This phone is jack bugged. It won’t even let me take a selfie without crashing.
I’m jack bugged from working 14 hours straight and eating expired pizza.
This game is jack bugged. I died five times just to get to the second level.
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Jack bugged is when something is so broken you’re tempted to throw it out the window. It’s also when you’re so tired you’re thinking about stealing a donut from a cop.
My laptop is jack bugged. I tried to open a document and it gave me a pop-up about a dancing cat.
I’m jack bugged. I’ve been working since 7 AM and I still have to go to school.
This printer is jack bugged. It printed my essay but also my homework from last week.
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Jack bugged is when something is so broken you’re thinking about giving it a curse. It’s also when you’re so tired you might just quit life.
This car is jack bugged. It sputtered, coughed, and then died in the middle of the highway.
I’m jack bugged. I had to do 20 math problems and my brain is on fire.
This coffee machine is jack bugged. It gave me lukewarm coffee and a warning about my future.
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