jack bryan

Fresh Trending
#ass-licker#glitter faggot#tutu mania

2 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
A butt-licking faggot who spends his whole life sniffing ass and wearing glitter. He’s a disgrace.
Jack Bryan was seen crying in the bathroom after someone called him a glitter faggot.
He tried to flirt with the mailman, but he just walked away.
He wore a tutu to work today. No one knows why.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
2
A chunky meatball of a guy who thinks he’s a queen. He eats pizza for breakfast and cries at sad TikToks.
Jack Bryan cried when his pizza was cold. He called it a betrayal.
He tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the shower and it was a disaster.
He told his boss he was going to quit because he had a ‘heartbreak’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
3
A fleshy, sassy, glitter-dusted man who thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s a walking embarrassment.
Jack Bryan posted a selfie with glitter and 12 filters. No one liked it.
He tried to start a band called ‘Ass Lickers United’ and it failed.
He told his mom he was moving to Hollywood. She said no.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
xs