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Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad is a fake legend. He vanished in 2008 when his wife got knocked up and then turned into a dude.
He’s like a ghost who got replaced by a guy who looks like him but has worse hair.
People swear they saw him at the mall, but it was just a guy wearing a fake beard.
He’s not real. He’s just a myth made up by his wife to cover up her boy-obsessed pregnancy.