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a meaty meatball of a man with a brain the size of a pea
You look like a meatball that fell into a pie fight.
He’s got the brain of a doorknob and the body of a burger.
That guy’s a walking meat pie with no filling.
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a chunk of human junk with a face and a bad attitude
He’s the human version of a trash can with a face.
That man is like a pile of junk that just won a beauty contest.
He looks like someone threw a bag of garbage at a wall and called it art.
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a walking meat fortress with the IQ of a dead goldfish
He’s like a meat fortress that forgot how to think.
That guy’s got the brain of a dead fish and the body of a monster.
He’s the kind of man who could bench-press a cow and still forget his own name.
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