Jack Bollock

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A Norfolk legend saying someone has a third bollock. Not the left. Not the right. Just a random bollock stuck in the middle of your junk. Like a cocky kid who thinks he’s cool.
My uncle has a Jack Bollock. He once tried to show it off in a pub. The barmaid ran out crying.
I asked my dad about the Jack Bollock. He said, 'You don’t question the Jack Bollock.'
My friend got a Jack Bollock from a bet. He now smells like regret and old socks.
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A Norfolk myth saying someone has a bollock that doesn’t belong. It’s not left. It’s not right. It’s just there, being annoying. Like a kid who won’t stop talking in class.
My cousin has a Jack Bollock. He showed it off to the whole school. The teachers gave him detention.
I saw my grandpa with a Jack Bollock. He said it came from a bet with a goat.
My neighbor got a Jack Bollock from a bet. He now smells like regret and old socks.
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A Norfolk tale saying someone has a third bollock. It’s not the left. It’s not the right. It’s just hanging out, being extra. Like a kid who wants to be the best at everything.
My brother has a Jack Bollock. He showed it off in a bet. The whole town saw it. No one forgot.
I got a Jack Bollock from a bet. Now I smell like regret and old socks.
My grandpa told me about his Jack Bollock. He said it came from a goat. I believe him.
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