jack block

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When you're trying to jack off and someone or something stops you cold, like your dad won't shut up on the computer or your mom decides to walk in and ask for a snack.

My dad won't leave the computer, and I'm stuck with a hard-on and no porn.

I tried to jack off, but my little brother walked in and said, 'Hey, wanna play video games?'.

I got halfway through my session and my mom walked in and said, 'I'm making cookies.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your brain goes blank and you can't imagine anything sexy, like your mind is full of math problems or your thoughts are stuck on lunch.

I was trying to jack off, but all I could think about was my math test.

I had a mental block and could only think about my mom’s weird soup.

I tried to jack off, but my brain kept thinking about my history report.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're about to cum and someone walks in, like your brother, your dad, or your mom, and it either makes you blow your load in the worst way or makes you lose your chance and feel like you've been cheated.

I was about to cum, and my brother walked in and said, 'Hey, wanna play Fortnite?'.

I was about to cum, and my dad walked in and said, 'I'm going to bed.'

I was about to cum, and my mom walked in and said, 'I'm making pizza.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago