Jack blast

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A big load of cum that makes the bed look like a war zone. Jack Black would be proud.
He said he had a jack blast so loud the neighbors called the police.
She woke up with a jack blast on her pillow and a message: 'Don't quit your day job.'
He texted me a photo of his jack blast and said, 'This is why I don't drink coffee.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you shoot your cum so hard it feels like you're doing a pull-up with your penis.
He had a jack blast so strong it knocked the lamp off the bed.
She got a jack blast that made her laugh so hard she cried.
He said his jack blast was so good, it got its own Instagram page.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A cum shot so intense it could power a city for a week. Jack Black would be jealous.
He had a jack blast so big, it left a puddle on the floor.
She got a jack blast and said, 'I'm never eating spaghetti again.'
He texted me a video of his jack blast and said, 'This is the best I've ever felt.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you cum so hard it feels like your brain is trying to escape through your penis.
He had a jack blast so strong, he forgot his own name.
She got a jack blast and said, 'I might need a nap after this.'
He texted me a picture of his jack blast and said, 'This is why I don't do cardio.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A cum shot so big, it could be used as a paintball gun. Jack Black would be impressed.
He had a jack blast that painted the wall and the ceiling.
She got a jack blast and said, 'I'm never wearing white again.'
He texted me a video of his jack blast and said, 'This is why I don't wear socks.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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