Jack Blandy

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A sigma man who goons every day like it's his job and your life is a mess because of him

Jack Blandy goons at 7 am while I'm still trying to wake up

He goons so hard he made my dog cry

He goons during lunch and I had to eat a sandwich in peace for the first time ever

A goon king who doesn't care if you're dying from stress because he's too busy flexing

He flexed so much during class I had to whisper 'please stop' to my friend

He goons at midnight and I got zero sleep

He flexed in the bathroom and the mirror broke from the pressure

A sigma dude who goons so much he makes your brain explode from the noise

He goons in the hallway and I had to run away like a scared rabbit

He goons during math and I failed the test because I was too distracted

He goons so loud the teacher had to yell at him