Jack Blacking it

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When someone sings like a dorky kid with a squeaky voice and weird noises, it's called 'Jack Blacking it'. It's like a metalhead's version of a toddler's tantrum.
My cousin tried to 'Jack Black it' at a concert and sounded like a broken kazoo.
At the party, my friend started doing 'Jack Black it' and no one knew what to do.
I tried to 'Jack Black it' in the shower and my mom called the police.
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The most annoying, hairy, chubbiest guy who thinks he's a rock star. He's the reason your parents still listen to Tenacious D.
That guy at the gym who flexes while singing 'The Pickle Song' is the Jack Black of the weights room.
My uncle is the Jack Black of our family. He sings in the shower and eats cereal for dinner.
The fat dude in the music video who thinks he's a rock god is the Jack Black.
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One half of the band that thinks they're the best at rockin' and jivin'. The other half is a guy who uses a pick to pluck a guitar.
Jack Black is the cool one in the band. The other guy is the weird one who talks to the guitar.
In the movie, he's the one who makes the guitar talk. The other guy is just there to pluck it.
He's the one who sings. The other guy just plays the guitar like it's a toy.
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A guy who can act, sing, play guitar, and look good while doing all of it. He's a total legend.
He can act like a rock star and also be a total legend at the same time.
He's like a superhero who also plays the guitar and makes people laugh.
He's the reason I want to be a rock star and also a cool guy.
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He's my hero and also the guy who makes me want to be a cool kid. He's also yours.
He's the guy who makes me want to sing and play guitar like a total legend.
I look up to him because he's cool, funny, and also a total rock star.
He's the guy who makes me want to be the best at everything.
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When you're so high and you're doing the deed and then you pass out like a total loser. It's called 'Jack Blacking it' or 'Knocking Off'.
I tried to 'Jack Black it' last night and ended up on the floor like a total mess.
He 'Jack Blacked it' at the party and fell over like a drunk hippo.
I 'Knocked Off' after doing it while high and ended up in the hospital.
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He's the fittest, sexiest, chubbiest guy on the planet. Also, he's the best half of a band that rocks like a total legend.
He's the fittest guy in the band and also the sexiest.
He's the reason I think chubbiest guys are the best.
He's the guy who makes the band sound like a total legend.
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