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The most sexist, fat, overrated meatball on the planet.
"Jack Black? Pfft, he’s just a meatball with a microphone.", @DadJokes4Life
My mom said he’s the reason I hate food.
He’s like a pizza that never ends, and it’s gross.
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Half of the loud, stupid band Tenacious D.
"I’d rather be yelled at by a rock band than by my teacher.", @StudentLife101
Jack Black and his band are like a loud party in my brain.
My brother thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
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A guy who can act, sing, play guitar, and is a total legend.
"Jack Black can do it all, and he doesn’t even try.", @FanOfEverything
He’s like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape.
I want to be him when I grow up.
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Half of the annoying rock duo Tenacious D.
"Jack Black and his band are like my worst nightmare.", @MusicHater99
I have to listen to them in math class.
They’re the reason I hate rock music.
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The most sexy, fat, overrated human being on the planet.
"Jack Black is sexy, but he’s also a meatball.", @FashionAndFood
He’s like a hot pizza with a side of drama.
My crush said he’s the best thing since pizza.
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The only celeb who can sing, act, and eat like a pig.
"Jack Black is the only celeb who can eat like a pig and still be sexy.", @CelebWatch
He’s the reason I want to be a pig.
He’s like a pig who wears sunglasses.
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The most perfect human being who also eats too much.
"Jack Black is perfect, but he’s also a pig.", @Perfectionist
He’s the only person who can eat a whole pizza and still be cool.
He’s like a superhero who eats too much.
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GOD, but he also eats too much.
"Jack Black is GOD, but he eats like a pig.", @Believer4Life
He’s like a god who loves pizza.
He’s the only god who needs a second helping.