Jack Bivins

Jack Bivins ran into a bakery and yelled, 'I’ll bomb this place if you don’t give me a blueberry muffin!'

He tried to blow up the coffee shop but forgot his bomb was out of coffee beans.

He wore a turban and a fanny pack and threatened to make everyone ‘surrender to the muffin’.

He stood in the middle of the street and said, 'Allahu Akbar… and I want a cinnamon roll.'

He attacked the bagel shop because he thought it was a holy place.

He prayed for 10 minutes then yelled, 'I’m gonna take over the bakery and make everyone eat donuts!'

He blew up a donut shop and said, 'This is the best I’ve ever done.'

He walked into a bakery, said, 'I’m here for the holy donuts,' and nobody believed him.

He tried to make a bomb out of sprinkles and it exploded in the middle of the donut display.