jack bitch

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A road rage term for when you think a guy just ran you off the road, but then you see it's a woman and you want to scream and throw a tantrum.

I thought it was a guy who cut me off, but it was a woman. I almost swerved into a ditch.

That jack bitch just almost made me crash into a mailbox.

I yelled at the jack bitch and she gave me the finger.

A stupid white girl who acts like she’s the queen of the trash heap. She eats crumbs off the floor like it’s a buffet.

That jack bitch eats crumbs off the ground like it’s a five-star meal.

She’s the dumbest white trash I’ve ever seen.

That jack bitch thinks she’s fancy just because she wears a dirty shirt.

When one guy is with a girl, and another guy swoops in and steals her like she’s a prize.

He was with my girl, but some jack bitch came and took her.

That jack bitch just swooped in and stole my date.

He had my girl, and some jack bitch came and took her like she was a dog.

When you have something really cool and then some stupid jack bitch buys the same thing and acts like she’s your best friend.

I had the coolest pair of Nikes, and then some jack bitch bought the same ones and acted like we were best friends.

I had the best phone, and some jack bitch bought the same one and started talking to me like we were family.

I had the last slice of pizza, and some jack bitch bought the same pizza and said we were soulmates.

When you get your bitch jacked, it’s like you just got a tiny orgasm and you feel super good about yourself.

I got my bitch jacked and it felt like I won a million dollars.

Getting my bitch jacked was like eating a whole pizza and drinking soda.

I got my bitch jacked and I felt like I was on top of the world.

This guy is a total failure. He brags like he's the king of the world, but he's not even smart. He says he's alpha, but he's just a beta bitch.

He's a total loser and he thinks he's the king of the world.

That jack bitch says he's alpha, but he's just a beta who can't get a date.

He brags like he's the best, but he's just a stupid beta.

On May 2nd, it's National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like he's a total idiot.

On May 2nd, we throw the jack bitch around like he's a baby.

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day is when we make the jack bitch our slave.

On May 2nd, we throw the jack bitch around like he's a piece of trash.