jack binder

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A wild animal who loves to ride the fuck bus and crash into town. His junk is long and he’ll slap your butt like it’s a donut.
Jack Binder just rode the fuck bus and hit the town like a bull in a china shop.
He slapped my butt so hard I thought I was getting a free donut.
He’s like a wild dog with a license and a really long tail.
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A man who runs the fuck train and loves to crash into town. His junk is like spaghetti and he’ll give you a slap that feels like a thunderclap.
Jack Binder just ran the fuck train and crashed into town like a truck on speed.
His spaghetti junk is legendary and his slap is louder than a firecracker.
He gave me a slap so hard I thought my ears were on fire.
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A monster who drives the fuck van and loves to smash into town. His junk is long and he’ll give you a slap that feels like a punch from a giant.
Jack Binder just drove the fuck van and smashed into town like a wrecking ball.
He has a long junk and a slap that can knock a man off his feet.
His slap was so hard it felt like a giant punched me in the face.
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