Jack Bib

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a flappy piece of cloth or paper that covers a man’s middle when he’s trying to hide the embarrassment of a sailor puking out his breakfast after a long night of getting wasted and jerking off.

My uncle’s ‘Jack Bib’ is so old it smells like regret and stale beer.

I wore my grandma’s apron as my Jack Bib and got laughed at in gym class.

He used a pizza box as his Jack Bib and got a face full of pepperoni.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a rag you wear to cover your middle when you’re too ashamed of your manhood being attacked by a sailor who threw up on your face after a long night of drinking and fumbling.

My Jack Bib is so dirty it looks like it was used to mop up a bar fight.

I used my brother’s shirt as my Jack Bib and got called a coward.

My Jack Bib smells like old socks and regret.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a piece of fabric or paper you wear to hide your middle when a sailor vomits on you after you spent the night getting drunk and touching yourself.

I wore my dog’s blanket as my Jack Bib and got teased for life.

My Jack Bib was so smelly it scared the mailman.

I used a napkin as my Jack Bib and got a face full of soup.

by Slangipedia 10d ago