Jack Bevan

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Jack Bevan is a guy with ginger hair who moves like a snail on meth. He once lost a race to a sloth who was high on donuts.
I saw Jack Bevan walking to the shops and it took him 20 minutes.
He tried to run and tripped over a turtle.
He ran in a race and came last, even the snail laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Bevan is a human who looks like a gingerbread man and moves like one too. He once tried to sprint and ended up crawling.
He started a race and walked the whole way.
He ran and fell over a hedge.
He tried to beat a sloth and got beaten by a snail.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Bevan is a guy with red hair who takes forever to move. He once lost a race to a turtle who was wearing sunglasses.
He took 10 minutes to walk to the park.
He ran and ended up in a puddle.
He tried to race a sloth and got outlasted by a snail.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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