jack berry

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A tiny human with a voice that sounds like a wet sock, no guts, and thinks the whole world is in love with him, and his tiny weenie is the size of a pebble.
Jack Berry walked into the room like he owned it, then tripped over his own ego.
He tried to sing, and it was like listening to a dying frog.
He bragged about his 'tiny weenie' like it was a superpower.
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When you try to pull a fast one on someone, usually because you're too dumb to just be honest.
He tried to jack berry me into thinking he won the lottery, but I saw the fake ticket.
She jack berried her mom into thinking she got a promotion, but she was still at the bottom of the totem pole.
He jack berried his friend into believing he was a superhero, but he just had a cape.
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A gross person who likes to do gay stuff, especially eating each other’s junk, and it’s usually two guys.
He was caught eating another guy’s junk in the bathroom, and it was pure grossness.
They were making out like they were gonna die, and it was the worst.
He was doing gay stuff with his coworker, and it was like watching a horror movie.
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