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A tiny human with a voice that sounds like a wet sock, no guts, and thinks the whole world is in love with him, and his tiny weenie is the size of a pebble.
Jack Berry walked into the room like he owned it, then tripped over his own ego.
He tried to sing, and it was like listening to a dying frog.
He bragged about his 'tiny weenie' like it was a superpower.