Jack Benny

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A crusty old man who acts like he’s 90 but is still 39. What even is life?
Jack Benny is like my grandpa but with more jokes and less sense.
He’s 39 and still acting like he’s been dead for 50 years.
Jack Benny is the reason I question my own age.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who’s 39 but thinks he’s 100. He’s still funny, but he’s also a pain in the ass.
Jack Benny is like my uncle but with a laugh track.
He’s 39 and still doing the same old crap.
He’s the reason I took a break from comedy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A 39-year-old who acts like he’s been around since the beginning of time. And it’s annoying.
Jack Benny is like my grandpa but with a mic.
He’s been dead for 50 years but he still shows up.
He’s the reason I have a headache and a laugh track.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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