Jack Becker

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Jack Becker is a weirdo who probably smells like old books and doesn’t know how to flirt. He’s the reason why women run away screaming.
Jack was seen crying in the library while reading about ancient Rome. No one knows why.
He tried to ask a girl out by talking about the Pharaohs. She laughed so hard she cried.
He wore socks with sandals to the school dance. No one talked to him after that.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Becker is the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool, but everyone else thinks he’s a total dweeb. He’s the worst at charming people.
He tried to impress a girl by talking about the history of knights. She fell asleep.
He brought a book to the prom instead of a date. He looked confused.
He asked a girl out by quoting Shakespeare. She said 'No, thanks.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Becker is a human disaster who probably eats cereal for dinner and thinks that’s fancy. He’s the reason why people avoid the library.
He was caught eating cereal at the library while reading about dinosaurs. No one knows why.
He tried to ask a girl out by saying 'Do you want to go to the museum?' She said 'No.'
He wore a hat inside the school. Everyone laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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