jack bear

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He takes the crown then throws it in the toilet. He fights jocks like they're his ex. Lives on greasy burgers but still looks like a model. And he's the only one who says no to the first cricket like it's a bad breakup.
Jack Bear won the tournament then lost it all to a guy who could barely walk. Now he's fighting jocks in the parking lot.
He lives on McDonald's but still looks like a superhero. How?
He turned down the first cricket like it was a bad idea.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human version of a couch. Sleeps all day, eats all night, and doesn't care if the world ends.
Jack Bear slept through the apocalypse. He just woke up and asked for fries.
He didn't even move when the teacher called his name. He was too busy dreaming about pizza.
He ate three burgers for breakfast and still didn’t get up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A truck that’s so fast it makes other trucks cry. It’s like a bear with a turbo and a side of rage.
Jack Bear’s truck passed me like I was standing still. I almost got run over by a bear with a turbo.
That truck was going so fast, it left me in the dust. It was like a bear with a turbo.
He ran red lights like they were his ex.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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