jack bateman

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the tiny brat who thinks he's a tough guy but is just a crybaby in disguise

Jack Bateman tried to punch me and cried when I flicked his forehead

He called me a wimp and then ran when I said I was gonna beat him up

He tried to be cool and then tripped over his own shoelaces

the little shaver who thinks he's king of the hill but can't even hold his own in a fight

He challenged me to a fight and then hid behind a tree

He bragged about being tough until I kicked his butt

He tried to be a tough guy and then broke down crying

the annoying little wimp who thinks he's a gangster but is just a snack for the bullies

He tried to be a gangster and got knocked down by the lunch table

He said he was gonna beat me up and then ran out of the room

He pretended to be cool and then got scared when I showed up