jack bastard

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A total selfish prick who thinks the whole world revolves around them and dumps you in the worst kind of mess.

I tried to help him, and he just walked off and left me with the whole job.

He got promoted and I got stuck with the office coffee run.

He said he'd help me with the project, then vanished and left me with the blame.

A brainless Swansea fan who thinks their team is the best even though they’ve lost more games than a drunk at a pub quiz.

He wears the same shirt every match and still thinks they’ll win.

He yells at the TV like it’s the enemy.

He claims Swansea is more English than Welsh, but he can’t even speak Welsh.

A soldier who thinks they’re the only one who matters, and the rest of the team is just there to carry their gear.

He took all the credit for the mission and left the others to deal with the mess.

He wouldn’t share his snacks and called everyone weak.

He got the promotion and the others got stuck with the extra work.

A brainless Swansea fan who supports the worst team ever and thinks they're the best because they were born in Swansea.

He says Swansea is more English than Welsh, but he can’t even spell Welsh.

He wears his team’s shirt inside out and still thinks they’re the best.

He thinks he’s a legend just because he’s from Swansea.

Any person who loves Swansea City, even if they're a complete idiot.

He's a Swansea fan and he thinks he's a genius.

She's a Swansea fan and still thinks their team is the best.

He supports Swansea City and still thinks he's more English than Welsh.

A phrase used by soldiers in the ops room to describe the worst kind of soldier, the one who thinks they're the only one who matters.

He said 'jack bastard' every time he saw him at work.

The ops room would yell 'jack bastard' whenever he messed up the mission.

He heard 'jack bastard' so much he started to think he was one.