Jack Banigan

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The boss of making trains run on Ella Canino, even when he's too drunk to remember his own name
Jack Banigan just passed out on the train controls. The train went to the wrong city. No one cares.
He told Ella Canino to shut up. She did. The train broke down.
He tried to fix the train with a bottle of whiskey. It exploded.
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The guy who runs trains on Ella Canino, but only if she doesn't talk back
Ella Canino asked a question. Jack Banigan yelled at her. The train stopped.
He threatened to fire her if she didn't be quiet. She did. The train went on.
She talked too much. He threw a coffee cup at her. The train got stuck.
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The man who makes trains go on Ella Canino, but only if he's not too lazy to move
He was too lazy to press the button. The train stayed in the same place for an hour.
He slept through the whole shift. Ella Canino had to drive the train herself.
He said he was too tired. The train didn’t move. No one cared.
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