Jack Bandit

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A sneaky, slimy guy who gets what he wants by being smooth and using tricks.

I got promoted because I played dumb and acted like I didn't know the boss was watching me.

He charmed his way into the club by pretending to be a member's cousin.

She got out of doing chores by telling her mom she was helping the neighbor.

A fake version of Doug who wore silly clothes and scared people in the middle of the night.

He wore a hat, scarf, and cape and scared kids by jumping out of shadows.

He would whisper secrets to kids and then disappear like a ghost.

He turned up in the hallway and told kids he was the ghost of their math teacher.

A guy who gets lucky with women and doesn't care about being good at it.

He got a date with the hottest girl in class by just walking up to her.

He seduced his neighbor by pretending he was a delivery guy.

He got a second date by telling the girl he was the brother of her best friend.

A secret guy on Navy ships who sneaks in at night and gives handjobs to sleeping sailors.

He climbed into the bunk and gave the guy a handjob while he was still asleep.

He snuck into the mess hall and gave a sailor a handjob during lunch.

He came out of nowhere and gave a guy a handjob right before the ship left port.