Jack Austen

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A red-headed, sneaky snake who can't speak a single human word without making a fool of himself

Jack Austen tried to talk and just hissed like a mad lizard

He tried to say hello and it came out like 'blargh' and everyone laughed

He tried to order pizza and it was just 'bleh' and a wink

A ginger snake who tries to talk but just makes a mess of it and everyone hates him for it

Jack Austen tried to explain a math problem and just made a noise like a broken cat

He tried to say 'hello' and it was 'blorp' and everyone groaned

He tried to tell a joke and it was just 'bleh' and a shrug

A red-headed snake who talks like a broken toaster and no one wants to hear it

Jack Austen tried to say 'good morning' and it came out like 'blorp' and everyone facepalmed

He tried to talk during a meeting and just hissed like a angry lizard

He said 'hi' and it was 'bleh' and the whole class laughed